K:"daddy, i am scared of this big cruise ship", said the
R: Overweight fish, who became fat by
K: accidently eating his sister the other day. His name was
R: Bharat, but his friends called him David. His parents were
K: originally Mongolian basket weavers but left during the
R: Huge Earthquake of 1999, and decided to settle in a small village called
K: The village of midgets. This village happened to be filled up with lots of green
R: Powder. This was not the worst thing about this village; just north of this village lived
K: an old midget who is a witch. This witch has been planning a disastrous
R: dance to perform to the whole village. It was a nice thought, however, this witch had an extremely large
K: hi fi system that she could not carry down from her mountain. She therefore decided to
R: Steal a Goat. She has always had an abnormal interest towards goats as they
K: produce milk that she mixed into her couldron. Anyway she took this goat and tied his
R: ears together. This was so that he couldnt hear her casting her spell. A wave of a wand..and puff....
K: he turned into the hi fi! Anyway she got her costume and it was similar to the outfit
R: that Ronald McDonald wears. This wasnt her usual outfit, but today was a special day. It was
K: Christmas. She ate cake and went to the hairdressers to get curls done. She also happened to be getting
R: an arranged marriage next weekend with a guy from another village. Scandalous behaviour, however, fortunately, he was
K: a troll. They were getting married on the ship but this ship was doomed to
R: face a huge thunderstorm that night. Everyone was panicing, panicing so much it lead to accidents occuring, accident such as
K: people hurting themselves on their heads and on their bottoms. The witch had to apply bum bum ointments to relieve people's
R: chances of catching swine flu. This flu is really bad, and once you get it, you lose control of all your senses, and start
K: quacking around like a duck. Anyway this random duck flew into the boat and said "hi Witch remember me". startled, Midget Witch
R: threw her broom at this duck, however her aim wasnt the best...A huge bang echoed on the ship...
K: as the broom crashed against the deck. The duck then screamed something that confused everybody, he wailed:
R: "Bharat I love you!!!" Silence followed. This was unheard of - A fish and a duck, scandal. However, Bharat replied...
K: nothing because he was swimming in the sea with his mama and papa. Upon hearing no reply, The duck brushed his
R: Leg Hair and flew away. As this drama was occuring, the witch was
K: taking a bath. She tends to take bath's when she becomes very
R: hungry. However, as she was taking a bath today, tragedy struck..
K: because she sat on the Troll who became dead. Upon seeing her one true love flattened to death, she muttered a spell, and
R: He was reborn, as a handsome God like man; His main aim was to turn this witch good and his plan was to do so by
K: feeding her bird seeds to eat twice daily. One week later she became noticeably
R: Friendlier. Unhexing some of the curses she had bestowed, claiming to have turned a new leaf.
K: Or had she......
The End.
